More results...

Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Post Type Selectors
Search in posts
Search in pages

The ladies of Twitter (now X) serve some brilliant and succinct wit. Some latest samples from the Huffington Post’s regular tweet columns:

gen @genmxn: ‘I’m an American married to an Aussie. Can confirm their insults are creative. My husband once told me I was bitchier than a vegan crocodile.’
Marly @VerbsRProudest: ‘February is like our junk drawer. Got an extra “r” you really don’t need? Throw it in there. An extra day? Toss it into February. Whatever.’