09 Nov 2012 Fifty Shades of Chicken

It had to happen. The steamy mega-hit book 50 Shades of Grey has spawned several me-toos, and now there’s a parody cookbook: 50 Shades of Chicken. It’s being released next week, according to Amazon, and its author is none other than FL Fowler. It’s bound (pun intended) to be a huge Christmas success!

The promotional copy is excruciating: “A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.

“If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), satisfy your culinary kink with Fifty Shades of Chicken, a titillating collection of tied-and-true recipes bound to make every meal a turn-on: Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Happy Ending Chicken.

“For more titillating content from Fifty Shades of Chicken, including free recipes, @50shadeschicken Twitter feed, and a playlist of “Music to Cluck to,” visit www.fiftyshadesofchicken.com.”

Watch the book trailer below …. seriously though, couldn’t they have found another narrator?